budget: less than 5K, no reception table, no flower, no model, no f&b

so what: sold out, 2 stocks of fucking shining full paved watches, total price over 2,000K

on the back flight there's a vacant seat between Raymond and me

i said: "lucky huh?" Raymond said: "obviously it's our day"

shall we call it a day, maybe still not yet

Trinity Campaign Back Stage with Chen Kun

director cut based on latest public release

rated as PG-13

Title: GF

Position Attribute: part-time (full-time promotion available per on probation appraisal)

Gender: female (physically)

Sexual Orientation: straight (pure)

Quantity: 1 (just for showing some respect to mortal morals)

Location: Beijing (upper east/north, within 4 ring rd. preferred)

Requirements:

1. age between 20 to 26

2. 211 project titled college student preferred

3. open-minded, willing to try things new and challenging, within reasonable range

4. hot, at least plans to be

5. single, or about to break up (divorced without kids screen into waiting list)

6. language: English is a must, or with outstanding other language skill, Korean is not including while Cantonese is qualified

7. available on most weekends and 3 from 5 working days after 7pm

8. naive and innocent apparel, reasonable and resourceful inside

Benefits:

1. free offer for impressive landscape tour all over the world of loser/psycho/wanker/twat/hilarious uncle, etc.

2. maybe, shifting future, if there's any

Any of the Following Will Be a Plus:

1. comprehensive knowledge on Woody Allen, David Lynch, Coen Bro; and Murakami Haruki, etc.

2. solid understanding from YSL, Balenciaga, Vivienne Westwood, Marc Jacobs, Lanvin, CDG, etc. to A.P.C., Jil Sander, Helmut Lang, Paul&Joe, Patrizia Pepe, etc.

3. heard about any from tomorrowland, ships, united arrows, adam et rope, urban research, american rag cie, etc.

4. smells like Natalie Portman, Christina Ricci, or acts like Evan Rachel Wood, Tilda Swinton

Remark:

1. HOT is free pass to final stage

2. all CVs should be send with close-up photo (without any PS filter post production)

at least but not last, both interview and probation are restricted under top-level cost-saving policy amended according to economic crisis management

A present from 21st century bankbank entertainment (a Loser Crop. company)

从电影院走出来我只想做一件事，那就是让我妈把那一箱尘封已久的海南美术出版社的15卷79本七龙珠快递过来一解怨气！

不要拍村上春树，不要拍鸟山明，谢谢，American idiots!

best ever, even cast totally smashing refreshed, definitely not only another teen show

everybody get laid, drugged, trashed, everybody pukes in scene, how can that be more hilarious

bummer, sure, why not, let's get totally totally fucked!